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Teuchitlán is a town and municipality in Jalisco, central-western Mexico. The municipality covers an area of 219.1 km2 and is 36 mi (58 km) from Guadalajara, the capital city.
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Donato is a comune (municipality) in the Province of Biella in the Italian region Piedmont, located about 50 kilometres (31 mi) north of Turin and about 15 kilometres (9 mi) west of Biella.
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The Pukekohe 500 was an endurance motor racing event first held in 1963 at Pukekohe Park Raceway, Pukekohe, New Zealand.
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